Office by Alex Penny
Everything about Fullmetal Alchemist
“what is the doctor’s name”
you whisper the question tenderly, stroking your laptop in the darkness of night.
and then suddenly, you hear it, the answer to life, the universe, and everything:
“Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke”
Roy: Will you follow me?
Riza: If that is your wish, then even into hell.
(Source: full-metal, via fairy-laws)
I will bet anyone $100 that Hiromu Arakawa created the whole series just to make that joke
(via vigilantism)
basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
At least it’s not him getting beat up this time I mean really
HOLY SHIT THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED AND NOW I AM SO HAPPY
thanks for making this best use of a meme ever
(via camilleelric)
my name is lan fan and this is jackass *rips off arm and ties it to a dog*
(Source: roydorkstang, via ao-no-alchemist)
favorite animes: fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood
“you know, there’s an old myth about a hero who flew on wings made of wax. he thought he could touch the sun, but when he got too close, his wings melted, and he came crashing back down to earth.”
(via satsukified)
